Not sure if I was missing something I peeked into Twitter to see if there were any hints (a line of encouragement from @LRxword telling me I can do this) but then I got 1D and from there it started to fall into place. Still did not get it done until nearly 3PM.
What held me up were a couple of Aussie slangs and some where I'm not sure on the definitions. Here's my pic, bit dark sorry:
8A - Girl one caught getting into beer (5)
"Girl" is who we are looking for and I have kvetched about this as an unfair definition but I'll let it slide today since the name is near and dear to me. "One" = I and I think "Caught" = C "getting into beer" = ALE to make AL(I)(C)E. So why does "caught" = C?
9A - Improvisors who believe in commercial rights? (2-7)
"Improvisors" is the definition and those who believe in liberating commercials? AD LIBBERS.
11A - Beating fine (9)
DD: STRAPPING.
12A- Cheap feline returned to Kentucky (5)
"Cheap" is our definition "feline" = CAT being "returned" to TAC and the abbreviation for "Kentucky" = KY for TACKY.
13A - Beatle admirer in gold section (5)
Hidden word clue: "admireR IN GOld" for RINGO
14A - Lawyer with idiot drivers' glasses (9)
"Glasses" is our definition and "Lawyer" = SC for Senior Counsel which I had to google about for, and "idiot drivers" are HOONERS to make the very Aussie word SCHOONERS.
16A - Signs Noah's boat is entering French seas (7)
"Signs" is our definition and "Noah's boat" = ARK "entering French seas" = MERS for M(ARK)ERS
19A - Quiet stoner moved to this Melbourne suburb (7)
"Melbourne suburb" is what we need and "quiet" = P and "STONER moved" is fodder and anagrind for PRESTON. Never been there, is it nice?
21A - Bank codes to get rubbish suit pattern (9)
"Suit pattern" is our definition and "bank codes" = PINS and "rubbish" = TRIPE for PINSTRIPE.
23A - Group from south-west branch (5)
"Group" is our definition and "south-west" = SW and "branch" = ARM for a SWARM.
25A - Anxious workers co-ordinate (5)
"Anxious" is our definition with "workers" = ANTS and a "co-ordinate" = Y as in an x or y axis math stuff to make ANTSY.
27A - You interrupt composer indeed perverted (9)
"Perverted" is our definition and "you" = U which "interrupts" a "composer" = BACH with a sneaky one-word instruction "in DEED" to make DE(BA(U)CH)ED.
"Colour" is what we want and "argument" = BLUE and "new" = GREEN for BLUE-GREEN. I haven't come across "argument" = blue before and wonder if it's because of shouting until one's blur in the face? Why does blue mean argument?
29A - Small part arrived with ring (5)
"Small part" is our definition and here we need to think acting and not machinery with "arrived" = CAME and "ring" = O for a CAMEO. The Lemonheads sang it well "I just want a bit part in your life, a walk on would be fine."
1D - Fish doctor has hesitation with instrument from kit (4,4)
"Instrument from kit" is what we need and "fish" = BASS, "doctor" = DR and a "hesitation" = UM for a BASS DRUM.
2D - One born in late September turns 49 over breakfast (6)
"One born in late September" is our definition and "turns 49" = LI (not really it's supposed to be XLIX) reversed to LI with "breakfast" = BRAN for a LIBRAN.
3D - Hobby to breed housecats, perhaps (3,7)
CD: PET PROJECT. This was my first solve - what does that say about me?
4D - Taxi takes popular lead singer to budget accommodation (6)
"Budget accommodation" is our definition and "taxi" = CAB, "popular" = IN and "lead Singer" = S for CABINS.
5D - Gash suffered during somersault in main boat (8)
"Main boat" is our definition and "GASH suffered" is partial fodder and anagrind, "during" is a container signpost for "somersault" = FLIP to make FL(AG SH)IP.
6D - Bloke extremely into sex? That doesn't surprise me (1,3)
"That doesn't surprise me" is our definition and "BlokE extremely" = BE going into "sex" = IT for I BET. I think this is right.
7D - Leaves box in coach on East Street? (3,5)
"Leaves box" is our definition and "coach" = TEACH and "East STreet" = EST for TEA CHEST.
10D - Small hollow tyres caused eye problems (5)
"Eye problems" is our definition and "small" = S and "hollow TY(-r)ES makes STYES.
15D - Take the lid off bolognaise, say available to programmers (4-6)
"Available to programmers" is our definition and "take the lid off" = OPEN, "bolognaise, say" = sauce/ SOURCE (I keep running foul of this homophone. It doesn't work in my accent I'm not that New York and honestly, neither are you Aussies) to become OPEN SOURCE.
17D - Fled as gin & tonic regret resonated (4,4)
"Resonated" is our definition and "fled" = RAN, "gin & tonic" = GT and "regret" = RUE for RANG TRUE.
18D - Type in leak on the surface (4,4)
"On the surface" is our definition and "Type" = KIND going "in leak" = SEEP for S(KIN D)EEP
20D - Mention famous friends made porn...awkward! (4-4)
"Mention famous friends" is our definition and "MADE PORN awkward" is fodder and anagrind for NAME DROP which is the only full anagram in the whole puzzle.
21D - Another option for leaders in Parliament legislating Australia's nasty budget (4,1)
"Another option" is the definition and "Leaders" is a starting signpost showing us "Parliament Legislating Australia's Nasty Budget for PLAN-B.
22D - Retreating to English bed and breakfast to sing topless (6)
"Retreating" is our definition and "English" = E, "Bed and Breakfast" = BB and "(-s)ING topless" = ING for EBBING.
24D - In miserable hat turning emo (2,4)
"In" is the definition and "miserable HAT" is anagrind and partial fodder with "turning EMO" for AT H(OME).
26D - Every second of gym orgy is for guru (4)
"Guru" is our definition and "every second of gYm OrGy Is for" = YOGI.
There we go, it doesn't seem half so bad once it's all solved and explained but really it was quite intimidating with only a few solved and no anagrams to rely on to get us in there. Maybe the Age is far too kind with us and its amount of anagrams.
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